QUESTIONS FOR THE ENGLISH - NOT ANYONE ELSE

1]Do you prefer to drink PG tips or sainsburys own tea?
Long live monkey tips!!

2]when was the last time you watched TOTP?
a while since it got CANCELLED.

3]have you ever been to a pub?
Many.

4]ever drank cider in the park? hahahahahaha. no. i do drink whatever i can down the canal tho. with fagmoggy and badger.

5]customised you school uniform?
nah. didnt see the point.

6]spend over 10 a week topping up your mobile?
Ja

7]shopped at aldi/lidles/netto?:
ALDI be the god of all shops. oh the beans.

10]when did you start to go out clubbing?
never really been "clubbing" again i dont see the point. but i started going pubs at 16. hey people say i look 20, why not exploit that

11]laughed at kids with 'free lunch' meal tokens?
well since i used to get something like it no...well. they werent tokens so much as hands, I.E. i robbed sandwiches!! and spend me dinner money on fags.

12]do you call your mum by her 1st name?
nah.

13]have you ever shopped at 'new look'?
nope

14]how much are you willing to spend on a pair of shoes?
not a lot. probably 30 quid. maybe a tiny bit more

15]have you ever played a game of cricket?
Yeah. i love it. cricket is my favourite sport!

16]did you like to play rounders at school?
only the girls played it. we played cricket!

17]ever been made to do P.E in your underwear because you forgot you kit?
nah, they told me to once so i told them where to shove it. so i had to do lines.

18]favourite flavour of crisps?
Ready salted. the god of crisps

19]do you eat fish and chips regularly or have them wrapped in newspaper?
they banned that i think because the ink was found to be carcinogenic

20]what do you order from mcdonalds?
the biggest thing i can.

21]do you think 5.50 is a lot to go see a film at the pictures?
yes. but i still do it

22]do you drive or own a car?
nah and how is that an england related question?

23]what did you do for your 'sweet 16th'?
sweet 16th is an american term so i refuse to answer that question.

24]favoured alcoholic drink?
Ale!! or mead!! or whiskeh!!

25]look to the right?
lots of cans

26]look to the left?
Warhammer!!

27]friends with a chav?
i have chavlike aquaintances

28]lived on a council estate or live near or on one?
i live on one

29]where would you class youself at school?
i classed myself as a person nobody could class. i was friends with most everyone. i had my enemies but most of the people liked me. i'd say to be honest. and intellectual outcast or borderline geek outcast. but there was a period in year 10 when all the girls whenever they saw me shouted out my name. which was fun.

30]do you think we should bring back the 1 note?
nah, it would make us too much like america

31]do you think we should convert to the euro??
yup, and i think europe should become one massive continental superstate.

32]do you agree with the royal family?
those leeches? i wish they would all die, and the system would die. it is primative!!

33]have you ever been to london?
nup

34]blackpool?
nup

35]ireland or scotland?
been to scotland. you've never lived until you've had a battered pizza.

36]ever watched a football, rugby or a cricket match on TV or in real life? i love cricket!!

37]how much do you get paid a month?
40 quid...

38]do you listen to radio one?
rock FM

39]do you have sky TV?
Virgin media TV.

40]do you have a bulldog tattooed to your arm?
no. i dont think ANYONE does.

41]do you say phrases like 'safe', 'innit', 'bloody', 'bugger' etc?
i dont say safe. or innit. but everyone in england says bugger and bloody. you just do.

42]been in the channel tunnel?
nope.

42]been to the 'oor mans' disney world in france?
nope

43]where have you been on your school trips?
loads of places. mainly wales

44]do your parents have a school photo in their purse/wallet?
nope. just all around the house

45]how many pairs of trousers do you own?
about schfifty five.

46]...and underwear?
i dunno, about a million? boxars all look the same.

47]been to the bookies/made a bet?
yup.

48]where do you do your food shopping?
't' ASDA

49]where is an average weekend spent?
infront of my compuuper or with Dave.

50]ARE YOU PROUD TO BE BRITISH?
Not these days. but Yes.